terms + Conditions
Thank you for visiting We Are Abundance Tribe. We are committed to having an honest and trustworthy relationship with our visitors, so we will keep the terms and conditions brief...and a little funny, because seriously, who reads these things? Maybe, you?
WHO, WHY, WHAT
We Are Abundance Tribe is maintained by Shields Investments, LLC. At times We Are Abundance Tribe and Shields Investments, LLC may also be referred to as “we”, “us”, or “weareabundancetribe.com”. The person who is viewing or interacting this site we will refer to as “you”, “hey you”, or where appropriate “rotten egg” (but only if you’re being bad).
This Terms of Service Agreement (“Agreement”) is our contract with you, and tells you what you can and can’t do and what we can and can’t do with you.
We Are Abundance Tribe is a group of essential oil enthusiasts who are on a mission to share all the goodness of Young Living essential oils with the world. We provide education and resources about wellness, purpose, and abundance with an emphasis on essential oils and their uses. Products and services on this site are provided for educational purposes only.
VERY BAD THINGS THAT YOU CANNOT DO
We want you to like us, we do. But the internet is dangerous, and we don’t like danger spilling over onto our website. So while some of this may seem OBVIOUS, we have to tell you because sometimes its good to be reminded. So when using our site we expect the following:
Don’t Spam, or use this site to sell your wares without our permission. You will get a rise out of us;
Don’t give us viruses or try and hack your way into our computers;
Don’t be a robot. Robots are evil. That means don’t use auto posters that are meant to leave things like “You blog has great informashuns! Thank you! Best content 2007! My wife tell me about your site, I say I no believe but she writes …you best Site!” with anchor text to your half-baked site about “Best Los Angeles Dog Groomers”. Seriously….don’t.
Don’t be a rotten egg. A rotten egg is someone who discriminates, defrauds, hates, or acts like a fruitcake. Don’t do any of that.
If you follow the rules, you can stay. If you don’t, we won't sugar-coat it for you...we will kick you out.
Don’t steal or plunder our booty. By booty, we mean the awesome content, advice, pictures, videos, sounds (ummm, not sure what kind of sounds we’ll make…but you can be sure as hell you can’t have them without our permission) (altogether known as “Content”). So our Content is protected by all the crazy laws you can think of. Seriously. This includes US Copyright Law (17 U.S.C.A Section (weirdsquigglythinginsertedhere) 107). This means don’t use it, think of using it, or even stare at it with the intention of doing something we didn’t give you permission to do. Don't get caught with your hand in our treasure chest.
THIRD PARTY SHARING
Our site may have links to third party websites that we have no control over, such as Instagram and Facebook. We have no responsibility for this content and therefore you have to take up any problems you have with those sites with their owners.
WE HAVE TO USE CAPS LOCK FOR THIS SECTION BECAUSE SOME DEAD GUY 100 YEARS AGO PROBABLY SAID IF WE DON’T THEN IT DOESN’T COUNT. SO WE CAN’T GUARANTEE THAT OUR SITE WON’T BREAK YOUR COMPUTER OR THAT YOU’LL FIND IT AMUSING OR THAT IT WILL HELP YOU MAKE MONEY. WE TRY OUR BEST, BUT THAT’S ALL YOU GET JUST LIKE WHEN YOU LEARN SOMETHING AT SCHOOL…YOU’RE GETTING IT “AS IS” EVEN IF IT GIVES YOU GAS OR UPSETS YOUR PANCREAS. SO EVEN IF SOMETHING TERRIBLE AND CATASTROPHIC HAPPENS BECAUSE YOU VIEWED OUR SITE, YOU CAN’T SUE US, OR ANYONE THAT IS CONNECTED WITH US. WE’RE DISCLAIMING ALL WARRANTIES AND LIABILITY FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING, WHETHER OR NOT WE KNEW OR SHOULD HAVE BEEN PSYCHIC AND KNEW. WOMP WOMP.